Popular Makeup Brand Found To Contain Lead! by RR

In a shocking turn of events, hundreds of young girls have been rushed to hospitals across the USA from the same symptoms as lead poisoning, and the only common ground between these victims is the use of the popular makeup brand known as “Drunk Elephant”. Scientists working alongside the university of cosmetology and school of toxicology have found that although Drunk Elephant has not listed lead as a possible ingredient, lead dye is being used to color products such as lipsticks, blush, eyeshadow, foundation, and many others.

As the FDA is scrambling to recall these products as fast as possible, the brand Drunk Elephant is flying off shelves due to its recent popularity with the youngest generation, known as “Gen Alpha”.

[REDACTED], a patient at St. Flyngor Youth Hospital and victim of Drunk Elephant’s wrongdoings, comments on this problem, stating:

“This is crazy! I mean.. Didn't we find lead poisonous like a billion years ago? I can't believe stuff like this is still happening.”

The founders of Drunk Elephant have yet to respond to the scandal and have since gone missing. The police chief of USA federal investigators states:

“We believe they have gone into hiding, with the recent events and the fact that all their possessions are also missing, including a car.”

Although the first confirmed case of lead poisoning from Drunk Elephants products was May 23rd of This Year, at the time of writing 800 girls under the age of 14 and 200 others have been brought to hospitals and found to have lead in their bloodstream. Cases are rapidly rising and many hospitals are panicking, for they haven't had the space for this many people since covid 19 first started.

If you or a family member have used or own a Drunk Elephant Product, Immediately call the FDA cosmetology hotline at: (248)-434-5508

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