Anti-violence pill! by EP, RR, KP

Person 1:Introducing..the anti-violence pill! With this new technology, you can go from this: with a sports commentator voice; {person 2 about to smack person 3 over the head with a book, brings it down}; {Person 1 *turns to face Person 2 and Person 3, they freeze in place}

Person 1: NO. WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. (cough cough) anyway- this:(points at chaos freezing in place, person 3 about to be hit in the head by a book) To this!

(person 3 and Person two trade books and shake hands, you can tell person 2 is upset that violence is no)

Person 3: now I don’t have to fear leaving the house! (person 2 creepy smile with a thumbs up facing the crowd, they look at each other smiling and continue to trade books and talk)

Person 1: symptoms may include, vomiting, diarrhea, being smothered by a strange man in your sleep, bloating of the intestines, a swollen head, allergic reaction may include death or a crippling fear of ducks. Do not take this pill if you are allergic to this pill. If emotional damage occurs, contact your local necromancer.

Person 3: oh look! a duck! (pointing at a random human in the audience)

Person 2: (runs out of the room screaming, VERY DISTRAUGHT)

Person 3: no wait!! I didn’t mean it! (running out behind person one

Person 1: (sighs deeply, pinching bridge of nose. Walks out of the room) behind them)

Person 1,2, and 3 stick there heads back into the door: the anti violence pill (SUNG)