“The leading theory about the alpacas is that they came from Neptune on a mission to watch as many Adam Sandler movies as possible. Why is still unknown.
“When the alpacas arrived, they grabbed their 5-story flat screen and ran up to the statue. When they got to the statue, they proceeded to knock down the monument, place their flat screen on the ground and sit on the fallen statue and watch 3 Sandler movies.
“More on this subject later. Our next segment: kittens: Are they secretly trying to take over the government?
"The answer may surprise you,” said Corren Jacobs.
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